Monday, March 2, 2015

Chapter 1.6 - I'll Take One Of These... And One Of Those!

We're baaaaaaack!

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Not that any of them care! They are all still dying! Last time we had gotten a warning that the social worker was going to visit if things didn't change. We tried, we really did, but nothing I did could get any of them out of the red for very long. So it was inevitable that this stupid ass showed up.

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I thought maybe he'd just take Amaranth, since she was the biggest issue and her social was totally tanked. Nope, he grabbed up Auro first, even though he was green! So I cheated! I quit, and didn't save. Then loaded the game back up and maxed everyone motives! Take that stupid social worker! I am not having a trillion kids again just to get another heir!

Afterwards, its has been blissful love with this family. Amaranth started skilling on the blocks.

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Raz cleaned up the month old dishes!

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And Auro got attention other than just the necessities!

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Raz: "Yes boarding school, I'd still like to send off all my kids. Thanks."
Aureolin: "I can't believe she's still sending us off."
Deal with it, I don't know if you all are going to tank again!
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Oh my goodness! Someone is actually upgrading something! Did I die?

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YAY! We finally made it to the birthday that matters! I honestly didn't think we'd ever get here!

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Umm bye! Be good and don't die! They're off!

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Then we got the notice that Amaranth was a teenager now, and did I want to bring her home. She'd been gone a whamping 12 hours! Sure why the hell not, Auro was the only one home now anyways!

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So with only 4 in the house now instead of 11, the house was running smoothly and everyone's needs were awesome! Auro had the day off from school as it was the weekend, so he headed outside to get some much needed sun and to be a boy.

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He didn't catch the butterfly and got so mad! It was funny!

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Then he saw a turtle and caught it.

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He then rolled the Zoologist LTW, this is one they can start on as a kid, and he loved catching critters so we locked it in. He didn't get a score for the turtle, so I thought I'd have him let it go and re-catch it.

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It didn't work, the damn thing got away! So now we lost the turtle and didn't get one toward our 20!

Amaranth wanted to play on the computer, but first she had to do some work. She fixed it no issues. Good girl.

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Don't do it!
Amaranth: "But it's so cute!"
Cute can be deceiving!
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Amaranth: "Ouch! Jerk!"
Told ya!
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Amaranth: "OMG! I think I have rabies!"
You don't have rabies.
Amaranth: "I think so! Look, right here!"
She doesn't have rabies.
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Auro: "Oh look, a raccoon!"
I just went through this with your sister, don't go near it!
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You're going to get bit!
Auro: "No, he likes me!"
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Why do they not listen!

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While all this is happening, Jenny and Raz are out on a date. Raz has been cooped up in that house forever and a day, so sent them on a date. To tour the theater! So exciting!

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It actually turned out more exciting than we thought it would be, as we had an unexpected tour guest! How the hell did he get in there!?

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Amaranth took it upon her self to start on her athletics. I was following our heir around most of the time now, trying to find critters. Not as easy as I thought it would be without the collection helper! Jenny only had a bit more to get 40,000 pts so we could get it, but it was slow going.

Anyways back to Amaranth. She's not doing to well on the skilling.

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Amaranth: "You are so dead chin up bar!"
Oh you are scary!
Amaranth: "Damn right I am!"
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Today is Jenny and Raz's 1 year wedding anniversary! Holy cow, already!

Jenny: "Are you blogging while I am trying to be romantic?!"
Raz: "Hmm? Oh yeah, love you too honey."
Jenny: We need to get you out more, lets go!
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They headed down to the park for Simfest. What the heck is Simfest anyways? All these two did the whole time was scream and whoop and holler at the empty stage! They even danced a little. I hear no music? Am I in my ISBI?!

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Ugly Green Lady: "Are you two all right? The mental hospital is just up the road, I can drop you off."
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Raz: "Did that bitch just call me crazy!"
Welllll, if the shoe fits.
Raz: My shoes fit!
I rest my case.
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Auro: "HEY! BUS! HEY! Why the heck did it drop me off here, I am no where near my house?"
I have no idea!? Did you shower this morning?
Auro: "Shut up! Yes!"
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Amaranth: "I told you bar, I'd be back! Now prepare to die!"
*shakes head*
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We finally caught a butterfly! Too bad it doesn't count towards his critter count. Guess only lizards, birds, turtles and rodents are acceptable.

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Oh yay, a lizard! Go catch it!
Auro: "Can't."
What do you mean, can't?!
Auro: "Can't, can't walk there."
Well what the hell! Who the hell puts a spawner somewhere they can't get too! EA!
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Finally! We have our first critter! Meet Roy, a something map turtle!

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I don't know if we are going to keep all the ones we catch, as we do have to have 20, but we're keeping Roy at least.

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Chapter 1.5 - Bonefied Scared!

This house is so hard to play right now! I do have a small update, and am going to try tomorrow to get some playtime in since we don't have school. Just in case I don't though, I thought I'd get this at least up here.

Raz you look like you're melting!
Raz: I am so tried, I can't do this anymore.
I feel so sorry for her.
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The house is still a filthy mess even though we have a maid. I fell sorry for him too, and so does Amaranth as she starts to help him clean up some.

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Then one of the kids that were left at the house still, wished for a Bonehilda. Sure! That would probably actually help the maid out a lot!

Maid: I QUIT!
What! No!!
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Well that sucks big donkey you know whats! So now its just Hilda to clean the house.

Jenny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Or not.
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She ran outside, caught her breath then headed back in.

Not again!

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Jenny: What the hell is that!?
Your new maid, like her?
Jenny: What the hell do you think?!
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So with Jenny running outside every fricking minute, I dismissed Hilda for the night. She could come back out in the morning after Jenny went to work.

Cute coffin!

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And cute kid! The only one in the house that is happy!

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The next morning, Jenny leaves for work, and Hilda is let out of her coffin. Amaranth immediately starts chatting with her.

Amaranth: So like, did someone eat all the meat off of you? Is that why your only bones?
Hilda: No, I was created this way.
Amaranth: Hmm. I like meat, too bad you didn't have any left, I'd like a nice juicy drumstick.
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Just as Hilda starts doing her job and cleaning the house, Raz wakes up and heads to the kitchen.

Raz: What the f&ck is that!?
You too? My god you guys are wimps!
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Hilda: Check out my muscles! They're all scared of them!
I don't think that is why they keep running off. And you don't have muscles!
Hilda: Do so, look at them bulge!
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Aureolin: What do you mean I can't walk through you?
Umm, Aureolin, the wall can't talk.
Aureolin: Sure it can, I heard it.
And he's not even insane!
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Jenny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, Hilda has to go. This got old fast!
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And because of all the crap with Hilda and no one staying inside the house long enough to do or say anything, we got this!

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She talked to the corpse, isn't that enough!?