Chapter 2.2 - Family

I have been sitting on this update for awhile, so if I forget what has happened, that is why. The first part is just of the siblings kids. I went around taking pictures of them as they grew up and gave them all makeovers. I'll try to remember who's is who's but no promises. They are in no particular order.

This is Lesley, Apricots second born.

Mason is next which is Aquamarines third I believe

Kyra is next, Amaranths first baby.

Back to Apricot with Jonah her first born. I think he is a child now though.

Shanita is as a toddler, she is Aquamarines second I believe. Cute right?

Marla, which is Aquamarines first born grew up to a child. Oh dear she looks like her dad.

Shanita then grew up to a child and lost her cuteness, another dad clone. Hopefully there is hope for Mason to look like Aquamarine.

Amaranth has another one a boy named Quinn, but I didn't get pictures as he's still a baby. None of the brothers have had kids yet, that I can remember. So so far the girls are producing like rabbits while the boys sleep with whoever they want.

Now for the actual update, not that a lot happened or there is much.

Alien came over as soon as he heard the twins were born. Raz lets him in and he heads to the rocking chair and passes out. A lot of help he is!

Percy is still critiquing things, but has actually found a couple items in the house he likes.

When he is not critiquing, he turns out to be a half way decent dad, and takes care of Bubbles needs.

Raz surprises me by trying to take care of Bubble Gum. Auro just gets pissed in the background because of all the crying.

"You tripped again didn't you?"
Auro: No! Just go back to watching the babies!

 Auro was pissy so I sent him outside to his science machine. He was happy after that and started to mix something with something I think. I am not really remembering, something with plants!

Jenny had been trying to get to her grandchildren since they came home. She finally got a hold of Bubbles and wouldn't put her down. Alien is still there, and he and Raz are fighting now. She called him some name or offended him or something. He stinks, he hasn't left for days, yeah I'd call him names too!

Raz then goes and gets Bubble Gum and waits very impatiently for the rocking chair. This is all they want to do right now. I am half tempted to delete the rocking chairs so they will stop sitting around sleeping in them or holding the babies in them.

That is where I quit. Alien still has not left, Auro still doesn't like his kids and the old people are fighting over the two rocking chairs when there are a million other places to sit.

Next update will be better! This one was mainly to get the pictures out of my folder so I could play and add more.

Chapter 2.1 - No Fricking Way!

Thank you Signy for coming up with why my pregnancies were disappearing!

With help from Signy we head off to try out the solution to see if it works, and we hear baby chimes!

"Anticipating something?"
Raz: Yeah, we'd like babies in the house before we die!
Jenny: Speak for yourself you old coot!

Raz makes Auros favorite dish, pumpkin pie. He is so excited!

It doesn't last long though. Pumpkin pie coming back up, not so tasty! Personally I think pumpkin pie tastes like slime, but that is just me. I like pumpkin seeds though!

While waiting to see if this pregnancy disappears, Auro works on another sculpture. Percy works on some more of his wonderful art.

Bored with the same man sculpture, I buy a science lab machine thing. Auro wishes right away to learn a science skill. Have at it buddy, I think I want to try for a plantsim! Never had one yet in TS3.

 "Oh more bickering? Imagine that!" 
Raz/Jenny: Shut up!
"Yep, this marriage is all about the love!" 

 We get further in the pregnancy then ever before. Auro gets morning sickness and the moodlet for nauseous from unknown causes!

While he is in the bathroom puking up his guts, Percy is having his birthday out in the living room.

Oh boy, at least he's not bald.

"You tripped again, didn't you?" 
Auro: Shhhh, no one saw!

We start getting pop up notifications of the family around town. Lets see... Aquamarine has Mason, she is now at 3 kids. Apricot has a girl named Lesley, I think she is at 2 now. Artichoke  and Jackie Johnston (his wife) have a baby girl named Shonna. Aureolin, who I forgot to mention got married way back when to a guy named Royce Kinney (no kids for them). Alien is still stalking Crayola Hopper, and according to my notes, it was 4 brothers. Arsenic was also one that has slept with Crayola Hopper. So nasty! I guess the brothers that share, care!

Angel (Amaranths husband, is also now pregnant.) Guess Amaranth wanted to share the experience! 

Anyways, back to the house... We get our first baby bump!

Now that Percy is an elder, it seems Raz wants to fight with him also! What is up with her! Go blog woman, you suck at your LTW!

Percy gets mad cause Auro is spending more time on the lab equipment then with him, so he tries to sabotage the machine. It doesn't work.

Auro is back on it the next day.

Later that night, we have our first male in labor! Come on Auro, don't glitch on me now!

He doesn't, and we have twin girls!

Bubble Gum (FFC1CC)

And Bubbles (E7FEFF)

Bubbles' randomized traits are perceptive and grumpy. She only has the skintone of Auro. Eyes are Percy's and hair is way off with blonde.

Bubble Gum's randomized traits are clumsy (hahaha) and athletic, hmm what a weird combo. She however... is our heir! She has the skin, eyes and hair of Auro!

So with no other babies needing to be born, it looks like these two will be spoiled rotten!

Auro: I hate kids, you know that right?
"I know, you did good having the right one on the first try!" 
Auro: And you think I'm clumsy.
"Well, technically, I don't think your grace has anything to do with it."
Auro: Pfft, I am that good lady, that good.

So with Auro believing he controlled his swimmers and made the right genetic choice, we end it here, no fifteen million babies this time!

Chapter 2.0 - Elvis, Is That You?

Raz: Oh my goodness, his sparkles are going to catch the cake on fire!

They didn't, but Auro grew up wanting to be an Elvis impersonator!

Jenny, nor I were fans of the new look, so we fixed  that real quick! Not sure about this hair either though.

With birthdays behind them, the family talks about what the next step is.

Raz: I really think you should wait a bit till you find someone.
Jenny: Why? So he can be in his golden years still popping out kids?
Raz: Well, it might save him from having to be alone with a bitter old hag like yourself.
Auro: *Just ignore them, they will stop soon.*

"Trip again?" 
Auro: NO!
"Uh huh." 

Since we knew it could take forever and a million kids to get an heir, I decided it was time to get going on finding a mate. Plus with his LTW completed, we were bored sitting around the house. Auro closed his eyes and picked a spot on the map to visit. Turned out to be a small little park with a fishing hole. It was deserted, so while we waited for the love of his life to show up, we learned to fish.

Hours later her caught his first... fish? Is that a fish? It looks more like a rubber toy out of the .50 cent machine. It was a minnow worth a whomping $6!

Two minnows later and still no one showed up to the park. Since we were getting no where quick, we decided to head over to the neighborhood grill a thon. Surely someone had to be there!

There was, one person.. well and her son. This is Angie Holder-Braden and her son Whatchamagigger. Well, guess she the one! At least they both are heart farting for each other!

Auro chats her up a bit, and finds out she is not single. That wouldn't have been such a big deal, and we probably would of worked around that, if in fact her fiancee was not Auro's brother Asparagus! Oh well, that is just gross, moving on! And Whatchamagigger is not Asparagus' son.

Next stop on the list, The Alchemy Shop. Usually this place is bursting with customers, so I thought it would be a good place to find someone.

Dead, dead as a doornail it is! Where the hell is everyone!? But since there is one person there, the consignment guy, he is our next choice. Really, maybe this Riskacy wasn't such a good idea.

This is Percy Finney, and he is single. Guess that means he is the one!

Auro takes the time to get to know Percy. They chat about likes, and dislikes, and by the end of the night they are almost friends.

The next day Auro calls Percy up to see if he wants to hang out. He's at work already and doesn't know when he will be off. Later he calls him again, same answer. 11pm rolls around and we get the same damn answer! Does this guy never work?!

Auro then sends him a love letter, since it is the only romantic interaction we can do.

"What are you making?" 
Auro: Percy.
"Hmm looks just like him." 
Auro: I know.

Graduation day came, and Auro makes Valedictorian and Most Likely To Burn His Own House Down. Yep, I agree! He calls Percy again, but again he is still working..... indefinitely.

Wasting time, and because Auro was starving, the family decided to celebrate Auro's graduation at the local diner.

Then Auro heads back over to the Alchemy shop to wait till Percy got off work. Stalker much?

 While there look who shows up! A pregnant Apricot, this is Jonah with her.

Waiting... waiting... waiting... The place NEVER closes! Poor Auro was about to pass out, so he headed home.

Drastic times, call for drastic measures! Did I break the rules, uh huh probably! He was always working though! And there were no interactions for him other than friendly ones, even after they were best friends. Guess you can't be romantic while your working? Laaaaammmme!

So since he did find him the Riskacy way, and he was set to be Auro's spouse no matter what. I MC'ed him into the house. Yay, now he's controllable. I told him to go home, and he started to and then headed back into work to man the register.

It is now 3am, no one is coming! Go home! Try again and nope, he is stuck at the shop. Well fuck! MC to the rescue and unassigned him his position. There, take that game!

He was able to head home after that, and we get on with the show!

Flirting options!

Maid: He could of had me with none of the hassle.
"I'm sorry, you showed up after Auro had left!" 

Their first kiss was a little awkward.

But it gets better after that.

Before I go any further a little bit about Percy. His traits are brave, technophobe, handy, avant garde and a mooch. He wants to be a Seaside Savior for his LTW, which will not be happening. Why might you ask? Or maybe you didn't. But if you did, it is because he is 2 days away from his fricking elder birthday! Oh yeah, that's right, he's way older than Auro. Crap on a stick, we need to start working on babies then!

And we get chimes on the first try! Yay!

Within hours though the pregnancy disappears. Hmm well, I am sure I heard chimes and saw in MC Auro was pregnant.

Well off to try again!

We get chimes again, and again the pregnancy disappears.

Well at this point I have no idea what is going on. To the internet! I asked my fellow Simmers at Naughty Sims Asylum and waited for an answer.

In the meantime, Auro and Percy get engaged and then married. I was planning on having a nice wedding for Auro, but with the pregnancy issues I didn't bother.

Auro shows his gracefulness the next time these two try to have a baby again. It didn't seem to phase Percy one bit.

Again Auro is pregnant, again the damn thing disappears! I was tried of trying for a bit, so everyone went about their own business for awhile.

Jenny and Raz get into another fight. I swear their relationship is almost at enemies now.

Percy starts critiquing everything in the house.

Percy: This shelf is a piece of shit. I do not like it one bit!

"Okay Dr. Seuss! Quit being so rude about my decorating!"

Percy: This apron on the wall, it just won't do at all!

"You are on my last nerves, I blame you for the pregnancy issues now!"

I sent him to create his own masterpiece since he thought he was some great art critique.

Auro worked on his own masterpiece in the bedroom. 

"Another Percy?" 

Auro: No, this one is Peter. 

"Who's Peter?" 

Auro: I don't know.

Jenny and Raz make up. For now.

"Can I see it?" 

Percy: No, not yet. When it is done. 

"It better be something special!"

Percy: Oh, it will be.

A couple hours later, and we have our masterpiece. 

"Hahahahahaha! That is what you painted?!" 

Percy: Hey, it's art! 

"Yeah, for a 4 year old!"

We then tried one more time to get one of the guys pregnant. Chimes were heard, and checking with MC it was Auro, so I change all his clothing to maternity wear, hoping that was the issue. 

It wasn't. The pregnancy disappeared like all the rest. I then saved and quit till I or someone else could figure out the problem. 

Will we ever have babies? Or will Percy kick the bucket before we figure this out?