Chapter 1.1 - It's The Wrong Color!

Put your sunglasses on, it's going to be a bright update!

Ahhh kids are not screaming for once! Asparagus quietly plays on the xylophone.



While Apricot plays with Apple Jacks (I think this one is Apple Jacks, either that or Alpha Bits, not that it matters. But IF's will be named after cereal, for now. Till I forget.) And I will say this again and again, Thank god for IF's! I suck, and they help!



Apricot starts on her walking. Cheating? No, its not a mod, therefore not cheating!



Oops! See told you I suck! Good thing this isn't an ISBI huh! Go ahead children, pass out all you want!



Aquamarine learns her last skill. Now to get Apricot caught up so  I can age them up!



Oh and did I tell you, they are both pregnant again! Yep, gotta keep them coming!

Artichoke learns to potty next.



And we're still trying to get Apricot to walk, she's slow!



Kids are all doing great, they feed themselves because both Jenny and Raz are so exhausted their passing out left and right.

"Mmm cereal!"
"Nom nom nom."


Jenny gets Artichoke talking.



Crap! No not yet! Raz goes into labor! Thank god, only one!

Meet Alien Armpit! Not the heir! I was really hoping too!



And we try some more to get Apricot skilled. Four toddlers, 1 baby, I hate life!



Asparagus learns to walk and potty!





"I hate you so much! I don't want anymore!" 
Too late!
"Take them all back!"


*cries* "I hate my life! Did you make me to just torture me!?"
Kinda! You're not alone sister, I have to work and be tortured too!
"I hate you so much."
I know.


Twins again! Arsenic (Obvious no!) and Aureolin (frickity frack wrong colored eyes! Does close count at all?)



Our babysitter quit. Not sure why!



Oh my goodness one is not screaming!



Alien Armpit's birthday was here! Oh goodie! He is the closest with purple eyes.



And since Apricot couldn't learn all her skills, we didn't get to age them up early. Finally the day came where we were only down to 5 screaming kids instead of 7.

Apricot



Aquamarine




I now want to say I have great respect for anyone that plays this! This is some hard crap! So many times I thought the social worker was going to come, and just barely got them out of the red. Hard challenge, but fun if you like pulling your hair out and screaming at your computer! I shall keep playing!