Anyways, done rambling, on with the crayons!
Amaranth: I still do not like my hair, change it.
Maybe in a bit, I'm still wrapping my head around these colors!
At this point I didn't know my monitor was on blind me till I die setting, so already was like "Holy crap is this what everyone has been seeing!" See I didn't tell anyone on my old computer my monitor was going out, so it was dull and half the time really dark. So seeing these colors was like a wake up call to my eyes. Blinded by the light!
Alien: There are flies in my pancakes!
Jenny: Sorry kiddo, someone didn't clean up this morning.
Alien: I see that, I think I am eating yesterday's pancakes. Do you see the stink cloud formed on them?
Does it make it easier to read when I put the names in front of the person who's talking? I haven't been doing it before in any of my updates, and I realize, I bet they all run together, and that I probably should do something about that. So copied Jenn's and Lorelai's way with putting the name first. Hopefully it makes it easier.
I was messing with settings while I played, so if things look different in one picture to the next, its just me f@cking with it. I don't think anything is noticeable, but thought I'd mention it anyways.
Alien! You had two toilets to choose from right in front of you!
Alein: Yeah well I just ate rotten pancakes, so paybacks a bitch.
Alien: Holy crap lady, you need to tell someone to clean this place up! It stinks like someone died and pissed themselves!
Um, could that be you!?
Alien: No! I never pee'd myself!
Yeah, nice try, I have evidence.
You too Arsenic?
Arsenic: Sorry, Alien is hogging the bathroom!
There are two stalls, use at least one!
Arsenic: It's time for school, I have to go now.
This is what we started with, everyone peeing themselves. It was a nice welcome back.
Amaranth: Oh my goodness, thank you!
Sure, no problem, it was ugly and driving me nutts.
Amaranth: See! I knew you didn't like me and gave me ugly hair!
Shush, I changed it, be happy.
I have to say, it is weird doing it this way. I keep wanting to add italics and quotation marks.
Not you too!
Artichoke: Sorry! I just can't hold it anymore!
Thank god this is not my ISBI, seriously you guys are stupid!
Jenny: My kids are all pigs!
Tell me about it! Your house looks like one gigantic puddle of piss!
Now what are you doing?
Raz: Flying away to somewhere less stinky!
Oh no! If I have to endure your stupid kids, so do you!
Raz: I don't like kids, therefore I am exempt from having to be here.
Bullshit, just get to teaching Auro how to walk!
Finally he gets one skill done.
Alien you are so cute!
Alien: Whahoo, she thinks I'm cute!
Aquamarine: Gah! People, stop pissing on the floor! I just cleaned this place up!
Finally someone decided to clean the kitchen!
Aureolin: I was tired of eating flies with my pancakes. My mom's suck at raising us you know.
I know, hopefully it will get better and everyone will take a smart pill!
Cuteness!
Aquamarine: Goddess, please! Help us! You are our only hope!
I'm trying, no one will listen!
Everybody (kids) were late for school, all but I think one or two. Raz decides to leave Auro at home by himself to run after them to scold them. They were all late, but they got there. First was Apricot, just outside the house. Then she left and headed to the school and waited till school was out to yell at them all. I couldn't stop her! She was in the red, and had no energy and her hunger was about to be gone. Didn't stop her, she stood outside that school like a crazy ass lunatic waiting to scold each and every fricking kid!
Raz: How dare you skip school!
Aquamarine: It was your fault! I was just late, but you had to show up here and star yelling at me! Now I've skipped the whole day!
Raz: Excuses! You're grounded!
In between scolds, she passes out.
Aureolin: Dude, you are an alien! You can fly!
Alien: You're dumb, it's my birthday.
Teenage Alien Armpit!
Raz: I'm starving! I'm going to die!
I keep telling you to go home! You won't listen! Go home!
Raz: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dammit!
Random guy: This family sucks!
I know.
Jenny: And the monster came down to tickle the little baby!
Auro: Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
Jenny: Shhhhh Auro, I'm telling a story!
Change him dumbass!
Alien: Holy crap Artichoke, you stink!
Artichoke: I do not! I took a shower last year!
This family has no sense of hygiene, at all! It is truely disgusting. And their not even insane!
Babysitter: No wonder the babysitters all quit!
Yeah, we've only kept them for about a day. Hey though, your cute, wanna marry Alien?
Babysitter: What? I think I'm going deaf, I didn't hear you!
Yeah, that is what I thought. I figured I'd try though.
The next day it was Jenny's turn to stalk the kids at school and scold them all for skipping. They're coming out of school, how are they skipping!?
Jenny: I have had it young man, you are grounded!
Aureolin: Seriously? I just left school!
Aureolin: Could you please get her to stop embarrassing us all?
Sorry, she is doing this all on her own, I can't stop her!
Another pass out!
Poor baby, please someone feed him before he gets taken away!
We have birthdays! Not that it helped any!
Aureolin was up first.
And then we are interrupted by Alien.
Alien: I'm so hungry! FEED ME!
I keep trying, you keep ignoring me!
Alien: I'm gonna die!
Then it was stinky Arsenic's turn.
Good thing you haven't taken a shower yet huh!? Just add another puddle!
OMG, one of them is eating!
Artichoke: I am not as stupid as my siblings.
Uh huh, you're just as red as the rest of them, don't try to pull one over one me.
This is where I was done. Seriously! We just got him to sleep! Leave him alone!
Asparagus: Gahhhhh! Shut up!
Jenny: Move! I want to wake him up!
Aureolin: Does no one else here the baby!?
This is my life!
Before any of them died, or got taken away by the social worker, I enrolled half them back in boarding school. They were just too stupid to function on their own.
Jenny: You missed school again!
Alien: You blocked me from going!
Jenny: Bullshit, you were skipping, I know!
Artichoke: I am so hungry, and tired. I hate my life.
Bed is right there! I que'd you to eat, you ignored it!
Raz: Oh my god, this cake is stale!
Just eat.
With a couple of the kids gone, we were able to finish up Auro's last two skills. Forget about the xylophone or peg box!
Raz: Dead, say dead. Like we are all going to die if we don't get some help.
Auro: Mommy! Dead!
And a booger fest right in front of the icky potty chair.
Amaranth: Disgusting! Can I please go to boarding school too!?
No, you are one of the only ones that actually listen!
Amaranth: I hate you.
Yep, so does everyone else in this house I'm guessing.
Alien: Holy crap I stink!
Shower!
Alien: Don't know how!
*hits head on desk*
And so I gave up. I left them paused and red and headed around town to check out some sites with my new graphics card. Ahhh relaxation again!
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